Funniest Poker Quotes

Here are some of my favourite poker quotes from some of my favourite poker pros!

Sam Grizzle: "You can spend your money the way you want to and ill spend somebody else's money the way I want to"

Gus Hansen: Clonie: "I have an above average hand" Gus: "I have an above average something too" Gus: "Do you know that good old saying?" Daniel Negreanu: "Which one?" Gus: "F*** you"

Mike Matusow: "Only a donkey would make that call" "poker 101 - never bluff to an idiot" "Just call me Bossman"

What are your favourite poker quotes?


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